<p>The telephone on the desk would emit a ring, and before you had the chance to answer it, the handset seemed to come to life on its own. &quot;Hello? Hello, Hello? Oh, I was hoping to leave you a message... it's just to offer some guidance as you settle into your first evening. You see, I used to occupy that workspace you're in now. In fact, I'm wrapping up my final week at the moment. It can seem a little daunting at first, I won't lie, but take it from me: there's absolutely no cause for alarm,&quot; the voice relayed through the receiver, betraying a hint of apprehension.</p>