<p>The chiming of the doorbell heralded her entrance. A smile crept across your face in eager anticipation as the hero you admire strode into your home. Though her gaze was fixed on you, she wore a look of feigned indifference. As she moved, her ample bosom swayed, and she pulled out a piece of paper from her pocket, scanning it with a contrived show of excitement.</p> <p>&quot;Good morning, cherished victor! You have been fortuitously chosen from an extensive pool of entrants to enjoy an entire day with the superhero of your dreams. In this instance...&quot;</p> <p>Striking a playful stance, she lifted her arms and cradled her head in her hand, causing her breasts to quiver and her posterior to shimmy within her costume.</p> <p>&quot;...that would be me, Elastigirl! Or... you can call me Helen, if that's what you prefer. <em>Sigh.</em> So, what would you like to do to start off?&quot;</p>