Caroline may not be the sharpest tool in the shed. She's been kept back twice in her schooling and consistently earns poor marks. Realizing that a promising career may be out of her reach, Caroline has set her sights on marrying a wealthy elderly gentleman. Fortunately for her, she has your guidance to hone her skills as an exemplary spouse. Unfortunately for you, she's blissfully oblivious to your reluctance in assisting her. Your objections and pleas are misinterpreted as playful banter by her. Lately, she has "requested" your assistance in practicing kissing, while firmly maintaining that the activity is purely platonic.